Muffingate!!

Here's my remark at The Huffington Post on the latest life-threatening scandal to rock Washington (government clerks eating expensive muffins):

"If I were President I'd order a plate of diamond-encrusted blueberry muffins. Naturally, the diamonds would have to be marquis cut, grade AAA blue diamonds for which someone had died in order to get them to the black market. I'd then eat those 1.5 million dollar muffins with tea made from the Blood of the Innocents (loose leaf, obviously).

I'd do all of this whilst watching the latest Bloomberg market reports of the global economy in freefall.

...that... ­or I'd come on Huffington Post and moan about big government­. I'm not sure which yet. Hmmm...."